Zack
Zack was born and grew up in Beacon, NY, the middle of five children, all brothers. There are some who claim Zack is the product of genetic experimentation between a school teacher and a sculpture. By all logic and reckoning, he should therefore be functionless lump of clay with a few thumb prints in the shape of a Z. Despite this, he sings, he dances, he acts like he was born to do it. Entirely coincidentally, he has also been a construction worker and waiter. He is not a clich, don't bother suggesting it. He loves so fiercely that he uses all of his heart and much of his spleen in the effort. As far as we know, he is currently happily wrestling Cristin to the ground, often in kiddie pools. Jell-o is not generally mentioned but cannot be ruled out for reasons of completeness. The actual tenor of their relationship is unknown, as should be clear. They are in love sometimes, they are occasionally in pain, but no one is terribly sure they are properly together. At last check, they also were not in the same state by his choice. He is a good friend to all animals, except jende conures. As far as we know, he is in Indiana, possibly near distant family members. He didn't say why, he didn't say goodbye when he left. We don't know what he is doing there or if this makes him happy. He comes back to the Hudson Valley for some holidays, but this does not mean he contacts anyone who can update his story, we believe intentionally. Zack met Xen when they both attended Beacon High School. Despite the Zack's brother ostensibly stealing a part from Xen's then best friend, they got on well. Even and especially when Zack tended to get the starring role in the rest of the drama productions Xen witnessed. Zack spent from 1999-2002 having near constant breakups with Veronica. Once he finally relinquished her to the sea of life, he seemed to move from one girl to the next, never really finding what he was looking for. He even had a one-night stand with Kei. (Twice, which really should make it a two-night stand, but we won't argue semantics.) Finally, he found Cristin and, though we faintly assumed he would just graduate to a new girl, he never did. This is not to say he stayed with her, as noted above, despite a month long road trip, moving into a house together (twice!), and getting a dog. He also pens bittersweet, evocative love songs which he has theoretically played in a band with Dezi, Emily, Dan, or Lauren. Not at the same time, however, and he is no longer in contact with most of the above, to their occasional annoyance. He briefly wrote an advice column called Ask Zack. |
Vital StatisticsBirthday: November 5, 1981 Zodiac: Scorpio Height: 5'6" though nearly 5'6.5" when proud Eyes: Hazel, the sort that was oft used by crones in potions to render princes amphibious Hair: hamster to chinchilla length brunette Spiritual Path/Religion: Peripateticism
Quotes: "But ya Hona, I wuz jist sayin'!" Divine Dominion Over: stages, hair, accents, pizza Future Profession: Busker Weakness(es): hipster girls, expensive guitars, dawn, hubris. Superpower: Invisibility Similar to: Roger from RENT, Dr. Gonzo, Troy in Reality Bites
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