Thomm Quackenbush, author

Osama bin Laden Is Dead

Gay Suicides

Fear and Trembling in the Hundred Acre Woods

Term Oil

Candid Camera

Bottled Tap Water

iCell Out

Second World of Evercrack



Xen is sending the text of these essays back in time to his prepubescent self using advanced technology and fairy dust. That you can manage to read them as well is only a glitch in the servers.
Thomm Quackenbush is the author of the Night's Dream series - We Shadows, Danse Macabre, and Artificial Gods - published by Double Dragon Publishing. He has previously written for Cave Drawing Ink, Broken City Magazine, Paragon Press, and The Journal of Cartoon Overanalyzations.