Xen is the webmaster, editor, and Humble Narrator of Xenex. Through his lens, Xenology comes to life and the web of Characters originates.
When not playing code monkey, he sits at his apartment and devises clever and ironic hexes. None have worked thus far, but he is a crafty one.
Xen has previously worked as an occult jewelry shiller in faux Renaissance England, the technical processor in a college library (he applied stickers. A lot.), babysitter, tutor, library chair filler, substitute teacher, and once, unwittingly, as a gigalo. Really, that's not a joke. $20 a day to be teenage eye candy five days a week.
He has an Associates of Arts from SUNY Dutchess and a Bachelor's in English from SUNY New Paltz. Until recently, her attended Mount St. Mary College where he received a Master's in Secondary Education, but this was just an excuse to write novels and still earn a living wage. Nuns are like giant, rabid penguins to Xen.
Xen is something of a Pagan. Specifically, he is something like a Neo-Jungian Pantheistic/Radical Polytheistic Zen Pagan with Discordian overtones. What? You'd rather go with just "Pagan." Ah, so be it, he would too.
Xen has been practicing witchcraft since he was 11. No, really. He has been initiated since June of 1995. He was ordained by United Life Church since September of 1999. They would, however, ordain a cat if one asked them. Xen, we think, proves their lack of standards.
Aside from offending the sight of YHWH, he is an improv actor but distinctly rusty through lack of opportunity. He created a club in his high school called Viva Improv! and served as their president while he attended the school. Under his leadership, they doubled their membership and got quite a few gigs. In addition, Xen directed Tim Kelly's "The Zombie."
Xen spends most of his time, when he is not writing or working, divided between any number of the stars of this show. Though, most likely, M. Because of, you know, the sex. Love. Did we say sex? We meant love. We get confused.
Xen can be arrogant, according to his father, but he largely means well and forgives imagined slights if you speak to him in calming tones. Offering him fruit doesn't hurt. He could have been a child prodigy (at least Johns Hopkins thought as much), save that he lacked motivation to do anything aside from write. He has a knack for trivia, patterns, and vocabulary, but finds math to be useful only in the most concrete fashion.
He is available for weddings, parties, and bar mitzvahs.
Really.
He is.
Honestly, this site is Xen's. This profile? A tiny part of this site. You want to know Xen? Go play on this site. Then, for the love of Horus (who cares about such things), tell him about it.