Liz was the counterpart to Melissa, but they drifted after Liz made too much of the temporary closeness a trip to Hawaii gave them. Now she apparently hangs out with teenagers.

Liz's interest include the '80's, drug culture, and marijuana legalization.

Aliases: Liz "Crazy Pants" Macklin, Shorty Thug, Lizamander

Birthday: May 14, 1981

Zodiac: Taurus

Height: 5'4"ish. Short. Terse, even.

Eyes: Brown, squinty, and shifty (She has eyes you certainly cannot trust in that "you can totally trust her" way)

Hair: Brown, but not like mud. The exact opposite.

Spiritual Path/Religion: Unwitting agnostic

Role:

former hetero-life mate of Melissa

Origin in Xen's Story: One day, she just appeared next to Melissa. No one ever really spoke about it, but most are pretty sure Melissa manipulated reality to create Liz using products "borrowed" from the A&P.

Quotes: "How can there be something in The Nothing?"
"We're going to watch the video tape of the video tapes."
"We're gonna get killed by a convoy of one"
"I almost burned myself on fire."
"Damn it, a cigarette or ice cream? Oh man, Melissa, you go first."
"Your hair's all astrew."
"Yeah, I do look pretty sexy, don't I?"
"I call this place my vagina."

Defining Moment in Relationship: Once, she won a motorcycle race against the Arthur Fonzerelle. But they weren't all happy days...

Divine Dominion Over: canned goods, laziness, lemur hybrids

Best advice: "If you're too stoned to drive then you're too stoned to swim. So if you're really stoned, don't swim."

Future Profession: Owner of a night club or sole reason New Jersey no longer exists

Current Profession: Dental hygienist

Best Quality: her way with words. Often words that didn't exist before she said them.

Superpower: telepathy when under the influence

Similar to: Ralph Wiggum, Jay