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Melanie would wish to say she hails from France--at least one month a year--though she could pass for a rather wholesome American with little difficulty or enjoyment. She simply would prefer not to, since she retains a slight disdain for the continent of her occupancy and citizenship. She says the most exotic and lovely things in French to Xen to entice him. At least he assumes she does, since he speaks no French. It could just be Gallic gibberish. She has repeatedly threatened to drag him to France, wrongly assuming he would resist a Parisian misadventure with an attractive and fluent consort.

Melanie

She has also spent time in Switzerland, Egypt, England, Austria, and the Czech Republic. Her passport is likely highly stamped over.

She spent her early years cycling though the theological gamut, finally settling on surrealist atheism, which suits her quite well.

She had a her research used in an article that was printed in a scholarly journal, all before she was eighteen. You may not realize it, but girls who could have hypothetically worn lab coats are hot.

Despite evidence that would suggest otherwise, she claims she is not a genius. This could be her humbleness talking, or perhaps she is trying to throw Xen off her tracks. She is certainly clever enough to attempt this.

She attends Bard College, where she studies philosophy and something else to be determined later. She once had a relationship where discourse on Plato's Republic passed for pillow talk.

Known Aliases: Nymph, Mel (though not anymore), Mellie (though only to her father), Minx

Birthday: July 17, 1989

Zodiac: Cancer

Height: 5'4" but she becomes obnoxious when referred to as "munchkin."

Eyes: You'd think brown from a distance, hazel from a quick look, but you'd be wrong. It is like a Russian forest being swallowed in the oblivion of her irises, dark grean fading from brown to black.

Hair: Cocoa brown and straight

Spiritual Path/Religion: Surrealist Atheism

Role: Consort/body pillow/teddybear

Origin in Xen's Story: Not on a dating website, that's for damned sure.

Quotes: "Hipsters don't play RPGs, they play Mario Party."
"Being fictional takes the sting out of atheism."
"Some kids wanted to be astornauts. Some kids wanted to be firefighters. I wanted to be a fetish model."

Defining Moment in Relationship: Likely the lovely conversations between kisses. A better one will come soon.

Divine Dominion Over: French

Best advice: Stop thinking and start feeling.

Future Profession: Dilettante (are they still hiring?)

Current Profession: College student.

Best Quality: The ability to contain her thoughts in a body that looks innocent.

Weakness: Time

Superpower: Assertiveness. You will give in.

Similar to: Juno from the eponymous movie.



Facebook. You put it as your occupation on MySpace. There's a difference."
"Oh, one night stands are not so bad so long as they are not with prostitutes."

Defining Moment in Relationship: Kissing while giving inner monologues to sea creatures in a David Attenborough narrated documentary.

Divine Dominion Over: French, dead people

Best advice: Stop thinking and start feeling.

Future Profession: Dilettante (are they still hiring?) and time lord.

Current Profession: College student and time lord.

Best Quality: The ability to contain her thoughts in a body that looks so innocent.

Weakness: Time.

Superpower: Assertiveness. You will give in.

Similar to: Juno from the eponymous movie, Chuck from Pushing Daisies.