How to tell if you are a yuppie pagan:
- Your ritual wear comes from Neiman-Marcus
- Your altar comes from Pier One
- Your chalice is Waterford
- You think "invoking the spirit" means opening the Dom Peringon
- You simply can't use any water other than Perrier
How to tell if you are a techno pagan:
- You call your corners on a cellular phone
- You've had to remove candle wax off your keyboard
- You charge your ritual tools... with a Visa
- You use a remote control in place of an athame
- You download your book of shadows (note from Xen: *ahem*)
- You cast your circle in a chat room
- Your familiar is a mouse
- You attend ritual skyclad because it's too much trouble to get dressed
for a computer.
- Your Yule ritual involves defragmentation
- Your altar cloth is a mouse pad
- Your cauldron is a crock-pot
- Your cone of power has a surge suppressor
- Your magical name, e-mail address, and on-line name are all the same.
- You end a circle with Ctl-Alt-Del
