Women pleasure xen
In general, if anyone is pleasing me, it does tend to be those of the female persuasion. Plurality thereto cannot be overlooked. Aside from one incident labeled the "cuddle orgy," I can't ever say that women have ever pleased me. I would like to point out however that I am going to marry a lesbian and we have a lot of love to give. So if there are any bisexual and single girls out there--yes, we must insist that you are not already part of a couple; it's just too complicated--we can love you long time. Really, wouldn't a committed couple composed of an androgynous male writer and a lipstick lesbian ninja be the ideal partnership for a bisexual girl? We have our own apartment and original teeth, both of which we would be very happy to show you.
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