squid smitten knees
Squids, belonging to the family cephalopoda, lack knees. Specifically, smitten ones. Twitterpation is difficult with only tentacles. They try in a cruel mockery of genuine affection, but the suckers make them look as though they were given hickeys by a school of remora eels.
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