squid smitten knees
Squids, belonging to the family cephalopoda, lack knees. Specifically, smitten ones. Twitterpation is difficult with only tentacles. They try in a cruel mockery of genuine affection, but the suckers make them look as though they were given hickeys by a school of remora eels.
Xen is published by Cave Drawing Ink in "Rise of the Outlanders!", is the author of "Beside the Still Water", and head writer in the forthcoming "Parallaxis". He was featured in the Summer 2010 issue of Broken City Magazine. His story "Always Darkest" published in Paragon III. The first novel of his Night's Dream Series, We Shadows is available from Double Dragon Publishing. He syndicated throughout the internet. He will write for you if you pay him.

