If you had a very, very long straw how deep a glass of iced tea could you slurp?
It depends on the precise length of the straw and, possibly, the viscosity of the tea. Does it have mint? Lemon? Milk? Placenta? I like my tea with a sprig of placenta in it, and a plate of cold placenta sandwiches. It's powerful refreshing on a hot winter's day.
I'm sure there is a specific formula for deducing the answer to your question, but you've come to the wrong place. Call me when you need a quirky article about the origins of modern straws.
While you are waiting, you might want to figure out how search engines work. Repeating words won't do you a lick of good, my friend.
Xen is published by Cave Drawing Ink in "Rise of the Outlanders!", is the author of "Beside the Still Water", and head writer in the forthcoming "Parallaxis". He was featured in the Summer 2010 issue of Broken City Magazine. His story "Always Darkest" published in Paragon III. His first novel We Shadows is being published by Double Dragon Publishing in April 2011. He syndicated throughout the internet. He will write for you if you pay him.
