falling asleep while eating oreos
Sir, if this is the biggest problem in your life... actually, that's pretty darn pathetic. I recommend you avoid the double stuft, roll off the couch, and see if you still fit though the door.
Never in my life have I considered eating transfat cookies particularly exhausting. Clearly I have missed this valuable life experience.
Xen is published by Cave Drawing Ink in "Rise of the Outlanders!", is the author of "Beside the Still Water", and head writer in the forthcoming "Parallaxis". He was featured in the Summer 2010 issue of Broken City Magazine. His story "Always Darkest" published in Paragon III. The first novel of his Night's Dream Series, We Shadows is available from Double Dragon Publishing. He syndicated throughout the internet. He will write for you if you pay him.
