falling asleep while eating oreos
Sir, if this is the biggest problem in your life... actually, that's pretty darn pathetic. I recommend you avoid the double stuft, roll off the couch, and see if you still fit though the door.
Never in my life have I considered eating transfat cookies particularly exhausting. Clearly I have missed this valuable life experience.
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