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monkey panties for chimpanzees


Based upon what little I know about chimpanzees, I would be inclined to believe this is the simian equivalent of the girls in panties bearing fruit images (and occasionally scents, because, as a parent, you want lecherous boys confirming that your daughter's petite underwear do indeed smell of strawberries and, for some reason, mackerel). The chimp male sees the monkey pants and thinks, "Why, I could really go for the brain of a hyperventilating monkey right now. But failing that, I suppose fornication would not be out of line at this juncture."
Chimps always have high brow thoughts, especially about sexing up monkey pants.

Xen is published by Cave Drawing Ink in "Rise of the Outlanders!", is the author of "Beside the Still Water", and head writer in the forthcoming "Parallaxis". He was featured in the Summer 2010 issue of Broken City Magazine. His story "Always Darkest" published in Paragon III. His first novel We Shadows is being published by Double Dragon Publishing in April 2011. He syndicated throughout the internet. He will write for you if you pay him.