moaning myrtle lesbian
Judging by the infinitely creepy bathroom scene in the Harry Potter and Goblet of Fire movie, her heterosexuality has more than followed her into her afterlife. While we do not know for certain that she isn't popping in on Hermione in the shower -- or, given that Myrtle generally resides in the girl's lavatory, while she is peeing -- she seems to like living boys just as much.
Can ghosts masturbate? Is this from whence ectoplasm derives? This is certainly a question that isn't worth pondering at length, but I know you will anyway. Maybe she has a fetish for the living and that is why Nearly Headless Nick isn't getting his problem solved, or is only in a "nearly" fashion.
I bet the Living Fetishists have a cute name for us. Like "Breathers" or "The Above Ground."
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