Llama Thong
It seems itchy. Also, llamas carry syphilis in their bodily fluids, so this seems like a flawed plan all around. And if you want to get llamas into thongs, don't you realize how much better they will look in boyshorts?
Xen is published by Cave Drawing Ink in "Rise of the Outlanders!", is the author of "Beside the Still Water", and head writer in the forthcoming "Parallaxis". He was featured in the Summer 2010 issue of Broken City Magazine. His story "Always Darkest" published in Paragon III. His first novel We Shadows is being published by Double Dragon Publishing in April 2011. He syndicated throughout the internet. He will write for you if you pay him.
