Katamari Damacy Porn
What the hell is wrong with you? There is nothing even slightly sexual about this game--aside from that noise the pink girls make when you roll them up, "Oh, papa..." Where was I? Oh, yes, you are horrible, disgusting perverts for trying to corrupt a perfectly innocent game about force-feeding sumo wrestlers and setting things on fire. For shame, I say. For shame.
Xen is published by Cave Drawing Ink in "Rise of the Outlanders!", is the author of "Beside the Still Water", and head writer in the forthcoming "Parallaxis". He was featured in the Summer 2010 issue of Broken City Magazine. His story "Always Darkest" published in Paragon III. The first novel of his Night's Dream Series, We Shadows is available from Double Dragon Publishing. He syndicated throughout the internet. He will write for you if you pay him.
