"katamari damacy" christianity -christian
I am baffled utterly. I think I felt better about people searching for katamari porn and ending up here.
I see nothing particularly religious about this game wherein an alien rolls things up in a ball. True, there are gods available as katamari fodder on some levels, but they are fairly generic gods. It isn't like Bob, the god of muffins. It is thunder gods and the like without names or affiliations.
Why do you imagine that the author of their search result was looking for Christianity in Katamari Damacy, but not Christians? I can understand the inversion of this. Perhaps someone named Christian is somehow known for his guile as gluing pink maidens on his sticky ball.
(There is some dissention on the actual consistency of a katamari. I feel it is more like an electromagnet, using the mass of those things it catches to grow stronger. Emily feels it is akin to fly paper and is making glue of those things it touches.) So the searcher wouldn't want to muck about with churches and the faithful while trying to find someone named Christian. But what can be the possible aim of trying to find Christianity and not Christians? If this has anything to do with the game at all, a religion and its adherents would seem to go and in hand.
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