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Batman has more than a few concerns about his newest ward. The tights were one thing. I mean, who can fight crime in jeans and a t-shirt? You need the tights to strike fear in the hearts of the criminal element. But you don't enjoy the tights. The point of men in tights is that any enjoyment becomes a matter of public record (see also: Bruckheimer Batman movies, re: codpiece). The citizen of Gotham need to know that you beat up trannie hookers because you have to, but because it is the only way you can even feel like a man anymore. Oh sure, at first it was just one a week, but now it is whole gangs each night.
And you just know somebody reading this is getting off on the idea. Fan fiction to this extent is being written as I speak, Boy Wonder.
Xen is published by Cave Drawing Ink in "Rise of the Outlanders!", is the author of "Beside the Still Water", and head writer in the forthcoming "Parallaxis". He was featured in the Summer 2010 issue of Broken City Magazine. His story "Always Darkest" published in Paragon III. The first novel of his Night's Dream Series, We Shadows is available from Double Dragon Publishing. He syndicated throughout the internet. He will write for you if you pay him.
