her tummy gurgled ate too much
God, this is the hardest part of the job... It's actually a tapeworm. That sound is it laying eggs in your daughter's intestine.
Yeah, sorry.
Oh, no. It's quite inoperable. Actually, your daughter is more tapeworm than girl right now. It's a shame, she was such an enviable fetus.
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