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congress does not pass bills that are grammatically incorrect


And yet it insists upon supporting leaders for whom the rules of grammar are utterly foreign. Nonetheless, I bet there is someone in charge of grammar checking bills; this is a good job to have. With a little bit of obfuscating "correcting" you could start wars in distant countries over weapons that didn't exist, all to settle the bar bet of whether it would be possible. And while you are destroying the world to prove bar bets, there are some purple children you should meet.
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