God's love will banish all Goths
Why would God's love banish anyone, let alone Goths, his chosen people? Oh, the Jews talk a good spell, but God has always had a soft side for mopey teenagers clad in black. If you compare the Old and New Testament, the picture becomes clearer that he was going through a painful adolescence himself.
And Jesus is not exactly all flowers and sunshine after having been strung up like a side of veal by you people. He is a hardcore goth now and pretty much pioneered body piercing.
Oh, that's right. I went there.
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