Girls digested by aliens
I have to wonder where in your life normal sex went wrong. The "Intelligent Design" cult continually trots out how irreducibly complex the eye is as evidence that it was created by a force beyond their ken. I feel the same way about your fetish.
Of course, the Intelligent Design people are ignorant. Photosensitive spots would help primitive creatures know day from night and avoid danger. These evolved into eyes. Therefore, we can likewise apply analysis to your fetish. Girls, I understand. They are attractive and smell nice. Aliens... well, I guess they could represent something foreign. I have encountered more than my fair share of Caucasian idiots who fantasize about men of African descent sexing up their white woman. They perceive these men as somehow different from them, even though that is ridiculous and a man with more pigment may be genetically closer to them than a Laplander and certainly closer than a carnie. Aliens are a far abstraction, but we'll accept it at something similar. Now digestion is where you've got me. I don't like to consider digestion too closely in amorous moments and certainly cannot imagine my lover being digested as something appealing.
No, I'm sorry. The Flying Spaghetti Monster says you make no sense and his noodly appendage condemns you. Ramen.
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