funeral conversations
"Is he dead?"
"Yup."
"Oh… he looks natural."
"That's a photo. We had him cremated."
"It's what he would have wanted."
"To die in a wheat thresher?"
"No, no. I mean to be cremated."
"Actually he wanted to be pressed into a diamond or shot into space, but I said bollocks to that. It's just not dignified."
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