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enviable fetus


Yes, that is a fine embryo you've got there. What's that you say? You say it's already a fetus? Why, seemed like just yesterday it was a zygote. Well, anyone would be damned proud to have that rapidly growing inside of them, sucking up nutrients in a way completely unlike a tapeworm.
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