Elvis infomercial
That is the single best idea you have ever had. But what will he sell? A machine that makes fried banana and peanut butter sandwiches? A warming toilet seat that can also defibrillate? A table lamp than can see through time? Just promise this isn't going to be contingent on some weak pun, like the Blue Suede Juicer or the Jailhouse Cutting Block.
Xen is published by Cave Drawing Ink in "Rise of the Outlanders!", is the author of "Beside the Still Water", and head writer in the forthcoming "Parallaxis". He was featured in the Summer 2010 issue of Broken City Magazine. His story "Always Darkest" published in Paragon III. The first novel of his Night's Dream Series, We Shadows is available from Double Dragon Publishing. He syndicated throughout the internet. He will write for you if you pay him.
