Elvis infomercial
That is the single best idea you have ever had. But what will he sell? A machine that makes fried banana and peanut butter sandwiches? A warming toilet seat that can also defibrillate? A table lamp than can see through time? Just promise this isn't going to be contingent on some weak pun, like the Blue Suede Juicer or the Jailhouse Cutting Block.
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