I want to eat monkey
Chimpanzees will chase a monkey for miles, only to catch it and dash its head against a rock to feast on its brain tissue. They do not need to eat monkeys, they choose to do it. They also are more than capable of catching the monkey more quickly, but they do not. They like the sport of tormenting and terrifying the monkey for miles. It makes the brains taste better. From all this, we can only extrapolate that you, sir, are a pack of sadistic chimpanzees.
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