I spent it on drugs and hos
That is the smartest thing you have ever said. Even better than the Elvis infomercial and that was an amazing idea. Perhaps the two ideas are not unrelated? Did you make your ho money pimping out Elvis's image?
I heard that Michael Jackson obtained nearly all of Elvis's remnants from his marriage to Lisa Marie. To him, hos are tykes and drugs are Jesus Juice allegedly, which rather detracts from the wisdom of so spending your money. Though I must admit that Michael Jackson has spent a lot of money shutting up the families of his eleven year old playmates.
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