cocaine ettiquette
Always remember the coke spoon goes on your right and one must remember to keep ones grotesquely long pinky nails well groomed. A bit of nail polish wouldn't hurt. Oh, and do be careful not to sneeze. Only a perfect cad feels the need to cause their friends and business associated to snort narcotic mucous from shag carpeting.
And, no, this isn't a hyperbole. You only think that because you never knew a coke addict.
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