surprising blowjobs
- While acting as a pallbearer
- On a roller coaster
- While scuba diving
- From a T-Rex
- From a zombie
- Made of jam
- From your grandmother
- While speeding across the alkaline flats on a jet powered, monkey navigated, nitro burning funny car
- With her vagina
- From the pope
- From a bear trap
- From a ghost
- From a willing partner
- During a job interview
- At the restaurant at the end of the universe
- Inside an alien while being digested
Xen is published by Cave Drawing Ink in "Rise of the Outlanders!", is the author of "Beside the Still Water", and head writer in the forthcoming "Parallaxis". He was featured in the Summer 2010 issue of Broken City Magazine. His story "Always Darkest" published in Paragon III. His first novel We Shadows is being published by Double Dragon Publishing in April 2011. He syndicated throughout the internet. He will write for you if you pay him.
