Melanie and I got on a tangent and began creating collective nouns.  Collective nouns, for those of you who don't know, are what you call groupings of things (e.g., "a herd of cows").  

Here are some of our best/worst ones:

• A sorority of whores
• A depression of goths
• A redundancy of hipsters
• An itch of jocks
• An unlikelihood of loners
• A confusion of cheerleaders
• A lack of ninjas
• A bruise of abuse victims
• A nonsense of date-rape victims
• A seizure of celebrity scientologists
• A rash of dermatologists
• A sparkle of vampires
• A keg of frat boys
• A slit of cutters
• A jaundice of newborns
• A malodorance of fish-mongers
• A denial of teenagers
• An abortion of fetuses
• An ignorance of Americans
• A viscosity of slugs
• A snobbery of Frenchmen
• A breakfast of enemas
• A chlamydia of college students

What can you come up with?