Vampire's Property Burned After His Arrest

A professed vampire with Presidential aspirations is in the Marion County jail and his property burned. We sat down and interviewed Jonathon Sharkey, who calls himself "The Impaler." About three months ago, he bought five acres of land in Grundy County near Tracy City.

Sharkey says he bought the land to start a commune for vampires, witches and pagans. He also started a party with that same name and filed paperwork with the Federal Election Commission to run for President. He is not on the Tennessee or Georgia ballots.

On Saturday night Grundy deputies arrested him on his land on a harassment and failure to show in court charges out of Minnesota.

http://www.newschannel9.com/news/arrest_971940___article.html/burned_p

The Twilight of the Vampire King: Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey

If you are a vampire and you recently felt a shuddering in the vampire continuum, a kind of vamp-quake, that was the sound of Jonathon Sharkey getting his ass thrown in jail.

Sharkey, aka Jonathon the Impaler, was arrested and charged with threatening the president. If the charges are valid, it won't be a big surprise, because Sharkey once called George W. Bush "King George 'Worthless Bitch' Bush" -- among other things -- on video. On the same video he was holding an automatic rifle and he seemed to indicate that one of his other options for targets to shoot with said rifle was the Pope.

Go figure.

Sharkey has lived in Minnesota and Indiana. He was living in Grundy County, TN when he was arrested in connection with felony warrants from those states. In addition to the president, Sharkey allegedly threatened a judge in Indiana.

It's tempting to spend some time telling you more about Jonathon Sharkey. He is nothing if not interesting. But it might be better to just give you some links and let you judge for yourself. I've already linked his music MySpace -- this is one of his personal profiles. Sharkey's "About me" from that page:

   MY NAME IS JONATHON "THE IMPALER" SHARKEY AND I AM THE KING OF THE VAMPYRES............. MANY OF YOU MIGHT HAVE SEEN ME ON THE NEWS OR HEARD ME ON THE RADIO. I AM ASKING FOR EVERYONE TO PLEASE FORGET ABOUT MY RELIGIOUS BELIEFS. YES I AM A SATANIC VAMPYRE, AND A HECATE WITCH.......IT'S VERY SIMPLE, CHILD MOLESTORS, RAPISTS, KILLERS, DEALERS AND ISTS IMPALED, INSTEAD OF GETTING OFF EASY LIKE THEY HAVE BEEN, I WILL IMPALE THEM!

Awesome.

http://www.truecrimereport.com/2008/10/the_twilight_of_the_vampire_ki.php