Thomm Quackenbush, author

i can has braaaaains?

Zombies. Lolcats. Two great tastes that did not quite meld... until now.

Okay, they don't quite taste great together yet, but the potential is definitely there. Lolcats are hot on the internet right now. Zombies have been hot ever since the voodoo priestess cursed them/meteor landed/Rage virus spread/Hell filled up. Neither has appropriate grammar and both are abominations to the sight of God.

How can you resist immediately registering icanhasbraaaaains.com? You can't, that's how.

(Note: Xen found all these pictures by doing a GIS for "zombies" and captioning the results. If you are the legitimate copyright holder to any of these, can prove it, and want your picture credited/taken down, contact us. If you have more you'd like to add, check the comments and -- if no one has started the site -- send them in.)

Is it be Bunnday?

What has been seen cannot be unseen

i can has pet cemetery?

You'd still hit it

ur doin it rong

i can has brest feedin?

hugz?


Xen feels a lot of websites should exist but don't yet. He's industrious enough to make these spores, but not focused enough to make full websites of these. More the pity.
Thomm Quackenbush is an author and teacher in the Hudson Valley. Double Dragon publishes four novels in his Night's Dream series (We Shadows, Danse Macabre, and Artificial Gods, and Flies to Wanton Boys). He has sold jewelry in Victorian England, confused children as a mad scientist, filed away more books than anyone has ever read, and tried to inspire the learning disabled and gifted. He is capable of crossing one eye, raising one eyebrow, and once accidentally groped a ghost. When not writing, he can be found biking, hiking the Adirondacks, grazing on snacks at art openings, and keeping a straight face when listening to people tell him they are in touch with 164 species of interstellar beings.


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