Thomm Quackenbush, author

Humor

Bill the Cat Ritual
A ritual dedicated to Bill the Cat of "Outland" and "Bloom County" fame.
2002.07.27

The Caffeinated Cross
A ritual dedicated that nectar of the late night gods, coffee.
2002.08.01

Computer Blessing
A blessing to Eris to protect your computer. If anyone can prevent chaos from seizing it, she would be the one.
2002.09.28

Doonesbury January 24, 1999
We do have good cold remedies...
2002.07.31

God Rest Ye Scary Great Old Ones
Flik of "God Rest Ye Merry Gentleman" using less than life-affirming deities.
2002.09.28

The Field guide to Neopagandom
One of the numerous versions of this popular piece, detailing the supposed attributes of various kinds of people in the Neopagan community.
2002.07.29

How To Tell If You Are a Yuppie or Techno Pagan
Two brief lists detailing the attributes of Yuppie Pagans and Technopagans.
2002.07.27

A Qabalistic Interpretation of Dr. Seuss's Green Eggs and Ham
A delightfully silly deconstruction of the Dr. Seuss book.
2005.07.05

Quarter Calls Rap
Bustin' it out ol' school. Best not be frontin' for east side or west side, neither. Fo' shizzle.
2005.01.24

Ten Ways to Anger a Pagan
As the title suggests, a top ten list of ways to severely annoy a Pagan.
2002.07.27

Ten Ways to Anger a Pagan
As the title suggests, a top ten list of ways to severely annoy a Pagan.
2002.07.27

Top Ten Reasons Witches Don't Worship Satan
As the title suggests, a top ten list of reasons witches don't worship Satan. I personally disagree with it because if silly Pagans are going to worship mythological constructs from Xena Warrior Princess, the Christian fallen angel seems just as valid. Plus, there are Satanic witches, which is not the same thing as believing in Satan... different rant.
2002.09.27

The Top 10 Signs You're Facing a "Wannabe"
Into every life a little rain must fall. These people claim that they control said rain.
2002.07.31




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Works by Thomm Quackenbush

The Night's Dream Series

We Shadows by Thomm Quackenbush

Danse Macabre by Thomm Quackenbush

Artificial Gods by Thomm Quackenbush