Marie Antoinette's "Let Them Eat Cake" Is Just Empty Carbs

I Will Not Kill Them On A Train, I Will Not Slay Snakes On A Plane, I Will Not Beat Them, Sam-I-Am, From Now On I'll Fly Pan Am!

Shyamalan Goes Off the Deep End With Lady In The Water

DaVinci Code - The Dark Con of Tom's Hair

Thank You For Smoking - I Learned It From Watching YOU, Dad!

'V' For Vendetta, 'W' For 'Waste of Time'(2006.04.01)

Run From Dick and Jane (2006.03.01)

Escape From Underworld to The New World (2006.01.31)

King Kong Proves That Blondes Do NOT Have More Fun (2006.01.12)

Heat Stroke In December - Movies That'll Steam Your Wintry Windows (2005.12.03)

Special Thanksgiving Bonus: I'll Have My Rapist With A Side of Cranberry Sauce (2005.11.22)

Shopgirl (2005.11.02)

The Exocism of Emily Rose and Just Like Heaven (2005.10.01)

Red Eye (2005.08.22)

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005.08.03)

Casuistry: The Art of Killing A Cat (2005.05.30)

D.E.B.S. and Saw (2005.04.01)

Constantine and Mana (2005.02.25)

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Angela Lovell, writer extraordinaire, can kick your ass with a well placed word. Her writing can also be found at Sugarzine, Tickingboxes and WHOREscopes. She can be seen acting (occasionally wearing very little or making out with fellow hot girls) in the web series The Fold (NSFW).