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How long have we battled like this, dragon spawn? Eons? When will you finally surrender to your fate, monster?

And what fate do you speak of, skin bag?

I'm going to ride you... I'm going to mount you and spur you along with my sword and we'll go on such grand adventures. I'm going to spend the night with you and cry and bury myself in your gills and breathe in your exhaled air. I'm going to twist my tongue around your sleeping eyes. Do you know what that feels like? It's freaking wonderful, but you'll find out soon enough. God, I can feel your scent on me already.


Then we will make love. I will run my fingers through your sweat-drenched form, learning from your dream, your desires. We can make the world anyway you want it. What are your dreams?

I... I'm a freaking dragon.

Yes, yes you are.

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