Thomm Quackenbush, author

Inappropriate Comic Book Splash Pages 2

Who are we? WHO ARE WE? Guess. Guess.

This is a hard one, guys, you're going to have to give me a few on this one.

Don't use words... shhhhhh. Mind. Use your mind! Use the way of talking with your mind...

What now?

The way you talk to babies, push the words with your eyes. WITH YOUR EYES. Shhhh. Too loud. Voices hurt, voices can scream. The whispers keep the dragons at bay.

You guys are kind of freaking me out with the whole unison talking thing.

It's all a game. Games are fun. Have fun.

Well, the guy on the right is Ted Knight, golden age Starman.

YOU WIN. Shhhhhhh. We are excited. The house will be put out, when we come back from commercial break.

Wait, what?

The house. We set it on fire. We had no clock. No way of keeping time. Shhhh. Perhaps the dragons did it. Who am I? I wonder that?

I have no idea who you are.

I am Mark Walberg. LET ME IN THE HOUSE. Fear was a good movie. Yes. It was a very good movie. He finger bangs Reese Witherspoon while The Sundays cover "Wild Horses". That's amazing. It's a game. Celebrate!

Did you guys really set my house on fire?

The dragons did... Dragons... shhh. They also raped your cat. Filled its cavity with terrible demon seeds. The kind of seeds that birth puppies, demon puppies and they, in turn, rape cats; it's a cycle we began. {snicker} Nah we're just messing with you. Ted saw that thing on the Internet about those unicorns. It's some funny stuff. Seriously, we did rape your cat though... oh and your husband is dead. He was under the cat being raped and we thought it would be a good idea to rape the cat. We're vigilantes.


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