Thomm Quackenbush, author

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I took Zack's advice...
You did what?! Zack's column is for entertainment only. That is obvious.

Is he ever going to answer my question?
Probably not. He is living in a cabin in the woods of Rosendale and I do not think the internet, and thereby your e-mail, are a priority to him. If it helps, he wasn't going to give you good advice anyway.

To have your terribly important or vaguely witty question answered, ask the wind. Zack gave up on this column. Yeah, sorry.

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Works by Thomm Quackenbush


Find What You Love and Let It Kill You by Thomm Quackenbush
Pagan Standard Times: Essays on the Craft by Thomm Quackenbush
A Creature Was Stirring: A Twisted Christmas Anthology by Thomm Quackenbush
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