Thomm Quackenbush, author

Dear Ask Zack,
Okay "Zack", if that is your real name, I find it interesting that at Liz and Melissa's website, they have an "Ask Melissa and Liz" forum of sorts. I also have inside knowledge (inside considering that we are the above named individuals, but that it besides the point, back to the question at hand) indicating that they had this forum long before "Ask Zack" turned up. So, if I may be so bold, are you stealing their genius idea? Are you trying to get in on something that has obviously already be successful? I expect answers sir, and good answers at that or you will be speaking to our attorneys. Good day!
-Melissa and Liz

Don't worry about people stealing an idea. If it's original, you will have to ram it down their throats. -Howard Aiken

Dear Melissa and Liz,
It is all clear nowI believe that this question can be answered with the following picture. Also, it may be prudent to state that I was not aware said parties had their own website. Hopefully we can get along, I occupy only a small section in the answers market and there are plenty of questions to go around. Also my full name is an anagram for "each crazy anal joy"
Good luck!!!
-Zachary Alan Joyce

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