What do you know about paganism?

I am a crack dealer in New Jersey who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of the HIV virus.

I find it interesting that at Liz and Melissa's website, they have an "Ask Melissa and Liz" forum of sorts.

What should one do if one's chosen career path isn't exactly what they want to be doing, but they are terrified of doing what they really want?

Why do people see UFOs and ghosts? Is this how god mocks and confuses us?

To have your terribly important or vaguely witty question answered, ask the wind. Zack gave up on this column. Yeah, sorry.

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