Thomm Quackenbush, author

Archives

Intro

  1. Charlton Heston
  2. George Lucas
  3. Mike Tyson
  4. RJ Lindsey
  5. Burt Reynolds
  6. Vampires
  7. Darryl Strawberry
  8. Justin Darr
  9. Michael Medved
  10. Toby Keith
  11. Vincent Gallo
  12. Anna Nicole Smith
  13. C. W. McCall
  14. Ann Coulter
  15. Flying Spaghetti Monster
  16. Ernie Hudson
  17. Tony Little
  18. Johnny Lee Clary
  19. Chuck Norris
  20. The Stickle
  21. Anne Heche
  22. R. Lee Ermey
  23. Pastor Fred Phelps
  24. Julie Doiron
  25. Tori Amos
  26. Hulk Hogan
  27. Dr. Tom Coburn
  28. Whitney Houston
  29. Louie Anderson
  30. Misty Mundae
  31. Stan Lee
  32. The Helping Hand
  33. The Naked Cowboy
  34. Paul Anka
  35. The Ultimate Warrior

Stevehen J. Warren was born in America. He knows people. American people. You should contact him if you are an American. Or if you aren't an America, but have ever met one.
He writes just to spite you.